Radiological Survival Straw

“THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, RUN! RUN! RUN!”
You immediately reverse direction and run frantically.
“THAT WAY! OH NO, THIS WAY!”
You bolt to the left while the hall behind you fills with zombies. You dash to the right and then scurry around an approaching zombie…
“KEEP GOING, DON’T LOOK BACK!”
You charge out the exit and the door is slammed shut behind you. Who would have thought that running from zombies could be SO exhausting! Lucky for you thirst is not a problem with your Radiological Survival Straw. It removes 99.99% of general contaminants and 100% of any radiological contaminants that could cause zombie transformation*. Preserve your strength, refresh your body with liquids, and prepare to….
“THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, RUN! RUN! RUN!”
*this product has not been tested in an actual zombie apocalypse

Radiological Survival Straw

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