“THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, RUN! RUN! RUN!”
You immediately reverse direction and run frantically.
“THAT WAY! OH NO, THIS WAY!”
You bolt to the left while the hall behind you fills with zombies. You dash to the right and then scurry around an approaching zombie…
“KEEP GOING, DON’T LOOK BACK!”
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“THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, RUN! RUN! RUN!”
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